Have you heard? Brazil is the new Eastern Europe! In the porn world, that means we're being subjected to an onslaught of hot men from an ever-rising number of production companies. "Macho Man," from the aptly named South American Video, isn't exactly a big-budget production. But it does offer some really hunky Latin guys in a variety of interesting situations. But as in many of these type of movies, the performers aren't specifically identified, so we'll just have to make do.
Did you know that Santa Claus was a hunky young Brazilian with a big dick in a classic Santa cap? He also has the red cuffs of Santa's outfit around his wrists, but nothing else on. He whacks his meat next to a fireplace in a room with cheap, fake wood paneling, and he shoots his load out of view of the camera (fake that orgasm, Santa!). But we get a nice shot of his extraordinarily beautiful eyes as a booby prize -- so to speak. Did we mention this guy was beautiful?
After Santa cums, he seems to drift into an erotic reverie, judging by the artistic fading of the picture into another scene. Hey, it's two more hunky guys! One has a similarly thick, muscular, smooth body like Santa, but a shaved head. The other is more slender, with black hair and sensuous lips and eyes. Brunet boy's dedicated sucking isn't enough to bring shaved-head to a full hardon -- maybe because his dick is just so big. Suddenly they're fucking, and shaved-head's thick meat is now fully effective and pumping. The fucking is a little lengthy, but it gets pretty heated at moments. We wondered if the friction from that fast pumping might start a fire. But the bottom remains hard and ecstatic, and in a nice touch, periodically reaches up and feels shaved head's muscles. (How any one could get fucked by one of these porn gods -- as we see so often -- and not feel up their bodies is beyond the Emperor's comprehension.) More directors need to do this. Bottom boy finally cums while getting his face fucked, and as shaved-head shoots we see his dick fully hard. It's just gigantic -- a perfect complement to his muscular body.
Next up is another solo, a construction worker with some exotic tattoos, including one of a girl's head on his side. At one point he takes his fancy folding yardstick and measures his ample meat. By means of some clever sleight of hand, he's able to make it look like 18 centimeters. Right. Whatever -- it's still big and thick. Our construction worker has a bizarre jack-off technique that makes his hand look like pincers. It seems to work, though, since he shoots a pretty nice load. Oh, and then he puts on his tool belt and walks out without his clothes. Isn't that just like a Brazilian construction worker?
The construction worker is then seen in another room. They really take care of their employees at this company -- a pool table is provided in the building they're working on. He's playing pool with another slimmer, boyish brunet. The worker has finally removed his work helmet and dark glasses so that we can see he has brown hair streaked blond and is pretty youthful, although brawny. There's some fairly tentative sucking on the worker's half-hard dick; his the boy's head down is kind of hot, but doesn't help his hardon. Then they fuck on the convenient pool table. Whoops! Suddenly another guy has shown up -- at the side pocket, no less. He's a dark-skinned, very Brazilian-looking guy, and the bottom sucks him while being plowed. Suddenly he's gone again, and the fuckers are completely atop the pool table as the worker re-enters him. There's a funny moment when you can see yet another guy masturbating in a mirror beyond, and then a crew member briefly steps into the frame (and quickly discovers his error and bounds out again). The new guy is suddenly being sucked with a condom on. Then suddenly all three are being sucked by the bottom guy; then suddenly they're surrounding him and shooting copious loads on his body. Noticeably voluminous, particularly from the worker. Notice how everything happens "suddenly" in this video? We don't think this qualifies as artsy jump-cuts.
Another solo then ensues, with a very young-looking, thick-dicked boy jacking off by a pool. It's fairly pedestrian except for the particularly thick and gummy load he shoots.
But the best scene comes next. The bottom from the second scene is back. Did we mention he's model-gorgeous? And he's paired with the REAL macho man: Although not quite as bulging with muscles as the previous tops, he's dark-haired, square-jawed, with tattoos on his upper arms (including a scary-looking shark). Nor is he quite as well-endowed than some of the other performers, but his more active participation than the other tops makes up for it. He actually gets his tongue in the guy's asscrack, something the construction worker couldn't quite bring himself to do. Both parties thoroughly enjoy the fucking, even though they have to do it on an ugly and well-worn couch. The shadow of the cameraman on the wall must have been distracting as well. There's a great angle when, shot from below, we see the bottom boy's own huge, hard dick flopping around as his macho top pounds away. He cums while being pounded missionary, followed by the macho man.
Our next solo provides another hunky youngster, out in what is clearly someone's back yard, pretending to be some kind of Amazon tribesman. We know this because he's wearing a loincloth and a primitive-looking necklace. Did he just win an immunity challenge? Because there's another "Survivor" prop, a cheap-looking totem pole thing. Our savage strokes his own substantial pole while he leans against it, and soon produces a milky load from his very thick cock. He's a little too pretty to be a tribesman -- he really must have escaped from the "Survivor" set.
In yet another scene we're in a spanking clean, white-tiled steam room. Except -- no steam. Just lots of bright lights and two hot hunks. (Whew! This video is as long as the Amazon River.) Both are extremely well-muscled, dark, masculine men, but the more thickly built one has a tattoo on one pec. He also has some very light chest hair. His friend gives a terrible blowjob -- no suction, barely touching the dick with his lips. No wonder tattoo guy can't get hard. He does somewhat better himself, before they then settle into a brief 69, but the smaller guy slacks. You can tell that when his face isn't in the picture, he's not actually sucking. Evidently, there's method to his madness, because he ends up hard while tattoo guy is soft, thus making him the top. The fucking is pretty tentative, but it's still really hot to see this super-macho muscle guy get plowed, particularly when he seems so obviously unused to it. Did we mention how handsome they both were? And how both had big, round, muscled butts? When they both cum, we finally see the tattoo guy's fully hard dick, and it's incredibly thick as well, just like the rest of him. After all that sex the top guy moves to an outdoor shower to cool off. It must be at some public pool, because it's just a shower head sticking out of a rock pylon. Oh wait -- it's another back yard. Our protagonist whacks his meat poolside in the sun. He never shoots again, just eventually rolls into the pool and splashes around aimlessly for a while.
Format: mkv (Matroska)
Duration: 1:57:42
Video: 716x480, AVC (H.264)
File size: 2.2 GB
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