I’m so addicted to arse so I suppose it’s not surprising that I’ve neglected my own place the kitchen was still in need of finishing for months now. So, finally got three blokes from the company to lend a hand and get the damn thing done. Now can you guess what happened when these numpties were left unsupervised? You don’t get any prizes for getting the right answer. Just happened to have my phone handy so I thought m. fuck it, you may as well see what I saw when I walked in. Three testosterone packed decorators with nowt underneath their overalls is a fucking turn on I’ll admit. But I made sure they sucked up every bit of flying jizz before I signed off on the job.